Top 10 reasons to wish for a long lasting Employment Recession

1 No need to go to work and get 'stimulated'- keep getting "rebate checks" a.k.a. "stimulus" checks from the government...(politicians are talking about providing another round of 'stimulus'.....helps keep the Viagra bill down)
2 Can watch CNBC anchors get ecstatic over stock market moves
3 Can watch reruns of Andy Griffith and Get Smart on TV LAND and Me TV
4 Get more time to play Wii Fit
5 Get more time to do Sudoku
6 Get the Wal-Mart / McDonald work experience
7 Get the Wal-Mart shopping experience
8 Oil price increases may slow down...MAY is the operative word here
9 Can go back to school and do all the fun things you missed the first time around
10 Housing prices will continue to get lower, if looking to buy